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RE: Fail thread - JB3 - 07-14-2010
(07-14-2010, 10:45 AM)ForcedInduction Rock chipped paint would look more attractive than this.
agreed! It has been my experience that these bras also actually hold salt and sand against the paint, grinding it in faster and causing rust.
RE: Fail thread - willbhere4u - 07-14-2010
No kidding yuck! I though you bought a Mercedes not a garbage bag
RE: Fail thread - Captain America - 07-14-2010
Camper shell on a van?
In California plate tags go the opposite way
RE: Fail thread - Rudolf_Diesel - 07-14-2010
Calif Tags - They are a college garduate to boot!
RE: Fail thread - winmutt - 07-14-2010
I dont get it.
About the bra, instead of rock chips the front foot of my car is down to primer. Clearly because of a bra. A w123 with a bra? Really?
RE: Fail thread - ForcedInduction - 07-14-2010
(07-14-2010, 07:26 PM)winmutt I dont get it.
Month/year on the wrong sides.
RE: Fail thread - JB3 - 07-14-2010
you guys might consider this a fail.
made this bumper sticker for my 240 for NYC traffic. RE: Fail thread - Kozuka - 07-15-2010
It should say,
'We would be surprised if this vehicle could speed in a 25mph zone, so don't expect much.'
RE: Fail thread - JB3 - 07-15-2010
(07-15-2010, 12:16 PM)Kozuka It should say,
'We would be surprised if this vehicle could speed in a 25mph zone, so don't expect much.'
Thats a good one, I should make a couple more. They are super cheap on this website, the above one cost like 2-3 bucks. http://www.buildasign.com/
The other one I was going to make was, 65 HP and a Lead Foot. Im going as fast as I can."
RE: Fail thread - willbhere4u - 07-15-2010
it should say 65 HP and a Lead Foot I'm going as fast as thermal dynamics will allow!
RE: Fail thread - ForcedInduction - 07-16-2010
It should say "65hp + 3600lbs = You stuck behind me"
RE: Fail thread - Captain America - 07-16-2010
Or. Ride my ass... get smoked out
???
The guy selling the motor said it was a fresh rebuild...
RE: Fail thread - DeliveryValve - 07-16-2010
(07-16-2010, 11:51 AM)Captain America ......
???
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What... The over-baked dash?
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RE: Fail thread - ForcedInduction - 07-16-2010
(07-16-2010, 11:51 AM)Captain America The guy selling the motor said it was a fresh rebuild.
Time to go make that guy's ass need a rebuild.
RE: Fail thread - Captain America - 07-16-2010
(07-16-2010, 04:40 PM)DeliveryValve(07-16-2010, 11:51 AM)Captain America ......
???
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What... The over-baked dash?
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DICK!
It was like that when I bought it. haha and I'm not worrying about it!
I was referring to the Illegal that was using a car to haul his gardening equipment.
(07-16-2010, 04:48 PM)ForcedInduction(07-16-2010, 11:51 AM)Captain America The guy selling the motor said it was a fresh rebuild.
Time to go make that guy's ass need a rebuild.
Easy buddy
, I don't swing that way lol. His face might need a rebuild haha, but I didn't buy it my buddy did to put in his H1 so its not my problem!Mine looks like this:
RE: Fail thread - SurfRodder - 07-25-2010
Interestingly enough, the door really was disabled....
I saw this gem on a pump at a ghetto gas station on the way home from dinner the other night... it's hard to see but on one side there was an eye bolt and the other side there was a couple of zip ties in place of the hinge.
RE: Fail thread - JB3 - 07-30-2010
(07-14-2010, 08:38 PM)dropnosky you guys might consider this a fail.
Ok, this sticker was a complete fail. Worked in exactly the opposite fashion, i had people riding up on me to read it, vs reading it and backing off. Fortunately, only cost a few bucks
RE: Fail thread - ForcedInduction - 08-09-2010
Very popular country band at the truck races. I walked by several times and I never saw more than 3 people in front of the stage during a show.
RE: Fail thread - ForcedInduction - 08-19-2010
This is the most pathetic Nigerian scam I've ever received.
Quote:From: leekiang12@gmail.com
Subject: The same last name
Date: August 18, 2010 6:29:14 PM MDT
I am lee kiang Attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, that shares the same last name as yours,who died as the result of a heart-related condition in March 12th 2008. I have contacted you to assist in distributing the fund left behind by my client before is been confiscated.
Best Regards
lee kiang,
RE: Fail thread - winmutt - 08-19-2010
Pfft. I have so many that make this look like a legit transaction. My favorite was the british soldier who server in Iraq who had something special he wanted to sell me. Wouldnt tell me what it was but wanted $1500 for it.
RE: Fail thread - willbhere4u - 08-30-2010
How not to park your mercedes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxc4GEXTRvo&feature=player_embedded
RE: Fail thread - willbhere4u - 08-30-2010
how not to wash your car!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_Q1gCk6hDA&feature=player_embedded
RE: Fail thread - Captain America - 08-30-2010
Look what I discovered!
(08-30-2010, 04:17 PM)willbhere4u How not to park your mercedes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxc4GEXTRvo&feature=player_embedded
(08-30-2010, 05:50 PM)willbhere4u how not to wash your car!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_Q1gCk6hDA&feature=player_embedded
RE: Fail thread - garage - 08-30-2010
AHHHHHHHHHHAhahahahha
That car wash video has me busting up!
RE: Fail thread - willbhere4u - 08-31-2010
Ok you win! How do you post the youtube video to the screen like that?
RE: Fail thread - winmutt - 08-31-2010
(08-31-2010, 10:17 AM)willbhere4u Ok you win! How do you post the youtube video to the screen like that?
The TV icon on the right when adding a reply, I just noticed it myself the other day.
RE: Fail thread - DeliveryValve - 08-31-2010
(08-30-2010, 04:17 PM)willbhere4u How not to park your mercedes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxc4GEXTRvo&feature=player_embedded
That..... Is nuts!! What the H - E double hockey sticks is that?
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RE: Fail thread - Captain America - 08-31-2010
(08-31-2010, 11:11 AM)winmutt(08-31-2010, 10:17 AM)willbhere4u Ok you win! How do you post the youtube video to the screen like that?
The TV icon on the right when adding a reply, I just noticed it myself the other day.
I've been waiting for this feature!, Must have came with the software upgrade huh????
RE: Fail thread - JB3 - 08-31-2010
why does the guy in the white lay there for 5 or 6 seconds in the car wash? I though at first he was knocked out, but its a pretty strange reaction if he wasn't
RE: Fail thread - Captain America - 08-31-2010
He was playing dead so the hose would stop attacking him! lol
RE: Fail thread - Captain America - 09-01-2010
Hybrid Fail:
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RE: Fail thread - garage - 09-01-2010
(09-01-2010, 05:45 PM)Captain America Hybrid Fail:
Wtf..
Tiny or no mirrors either.
He must have REALLY improved his mpg's! hahahaha
RE: Fail thread - Captain America - 09-01-2010
Yeah they were small bubble mirrors on both sides.... what a ratard.
RE: Fail thread - ForcedInduction - 09-01-2010
I just happened to park next to this in Georgetown last weekend.
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RE: Fail thread - Captain America - 09-01-2010
(09-01-2010, 06:51 PM)ForcedInduction I just happened to park next to this in Georgetown last weekend.
Absolutely awesome! That individual needs an award.
RE: Fail thread - winmutt - 09-02-2010
If the bungees didnt cross the mirror that would be kick ass.
RE: Fail thread - willbhere4u - 09-02-2010
Agreed! It looks like some kinda alien cyborg hybrid lol!
RE: Fail thread - SurfRodder - 09-03-2010
nice email phishing scam I got tonight...gotta love the sig line "management"...note this is a direct copy/paste from the email:
We are currently upgrading our data base and e-mail centre. We are deleting all unused COX.NET email to create more space for new ONCE.To prevent your EMAIL from being closed, you will have to update it so that we will know that it's a presently in used:
Await Your Response,
Management
RE: Fail thread - winmutt - 09-03-2010
I had a chinese company threaten to take superturbodiesel.org and .net if I didnt pay up.
RE: Fail thread - SurfRodder - 09-03-2010
(09-03-2010, 09:53 AM)winmutt I had a chinese company threaten to take superturbodiesel.org and .net if I didnt pay up.
nice...
RE: Fail thread - JB3 - 09-03-2010
over the handlebars, managed to bite completely through my lip, chip some teeth and crack a few others. Whoops, going too fast and blew a tire.
The fail here is that I smacked my face into the bicycle, not the ground.
Next time mountain bike riding I wear a mouth guard
RE: Fail thread - willbhere4u - 09-03-2010
ouch that's gotta hurt!
RE: Fail thread - JB3 - 09-03-2010
(09-03-2010, 11:29 PM)willbhere4u ouch that's gotta hurt!
I think I must have cut through a nerve, because it did not hurt one bit, not even when they sewed it up!
What hurt was my pride, I was riding down a ski mountain, and had literally 10 minutes before gotten a lecture on safety by one of the mountain employees. I was high enough up on the mountain after flying off that I climbed back up to the lift to get a ride down. That was big time humiliating, riding down the lift with all these people coming up saying- "look at this idiot"
RE: Fail thread - DeliveryValve - 09-04-2010
(09-03-2010, 11:36 PM)dropnosky(09-03-2010, 11:29 PM)willbhere4u ouch that's gotta hurt!
I think I must have cut through a nerve, because it did not hurt one bit, not even when they sewed it up!
What hurt was my pride, I was riding down a ski mountain, and had literally 10 minutes before gotten a lecture on safety by one of the mountain employees. I was high enough up on the mountain after flying off that I climbed back up to the lift to get a ride down. That was big time humiliating, riding down the lift with all these people coming up saying- "look at this idiot"
I did something like that while snowboarding. Didn't chip any teeth, but smacked my face on hard ice after a jump. That didn't hurt, but what did was my back bending over backwards after the face plant and my pride of having a bloody face finally making it to the bottom with friends giving you a good go around!
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RE: Fail thread - winmutt - 09-04-2010
I split a seat post 2 inches down once.
RE: Fail thread - garage - 09-04-2010
(09-03-2010, 11:22 PM)dropnosky over the handlebars, managed to bite completely through my lip, chip some teeth and crack a few others. Whoops, going too fast and blew a tire.
The fail here is that I smacked my face into the bicycle, not the ground.
Next time mountain bike riding I wear a mouth guard
DAMN dropnosky!!
Tough luck dude!!
RE: Fail thread - Rudolf_Diesel - 09-04-2010
Man that sucks! Hope you are feeling ok...Not sure about the lip, but I know the tongue heals pretty quick - ususally in hours.
Here is a pic of the scar on my son's chin from when he did a jump on his dirt bike and hit the handle bars. Yes he was wearing a helmet but, he came down in such a way that his head titled back and smacked the handle bars. He bit a hole in his tongue, luckily he didn't bite a chunk out - it was closed by the time we got to the hospital. We cleaned him up, used butterflies and half a Darvocet did the trick for pain. We went to the hospital and they complimented me on how well we took care of the injury. He ended up getting 4 stitches and I learned how to do sutures for the next time
RE: Fail thread - willbhere4u - 09-15-2010
a bad day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgCcXDlqY5Q
[video=googlevideo]http://www.youtube.com/v/zgCcXDlqY5Q[/video]
RE: Fail thread - winmutt - 09-27-2010
If only I had been quicker with the camera.... Saw a prius on the side of a road with a guy putting gas from a can in it!!! PRICELESS FAIL.
RE: Fail thread - 300D50 - 10-02-2010
But I thought a Pious ran on the love and warm fuzzy feeling you get driving it?
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