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RE: Fail thread - Silberpfeil - 10-02-2010
Yeah but you have to watch out for the SMUG those hybrids give out.
Less smog?? but a whole lot of smug
(Simpsons reference)
RE: Fail thread - garage - 10-17-2010
I wake up this morning to a note underneath the windshield that reads: "Dear Asshole, please slow the fuck down. Love, The Neighborhood. P.S. fix your fucking muffler. Have a nice day
"Hahahah ohh man, i dont drive past 10mph around my neighborhood, but i can see how somone would be annoyed by my straightpipe everymorning.
I thought i was pretty chill with all the neighbors, i have a suspicion of who it is. But who knows.
RE: Fail thread - ForcedInduction - 10-17-2010
Thats when you go test the revv limiter at 4am.
RE: Fail thread - Rudolf_Diesel - 10-17-2010
(10-17-2010, 01:52 PM)garage I wake up this morning to a note underneath the windshield that reads: "Dear Asshole, please slow the fuck down. Love, The Neighborhood. P.S. fix your fucking muffler. Have a nice day
Hahahah ohh man, i dont drive past 10mph around my neighborhood, but i can see how somone would be annoyed by my straightpipe everymorning.
I thought i was pretty chill with all the neighbors, i have a suspicion of who it is. But who knows.
I would put a note on their car..."Dear Concerned Neighbor, GO FUCK YOURSELF" If you have any balls put your name on it! /s/ your name...You can use my name and will come over your house and have a talk to your neighbor
RE: Fail thread - garage - 10-17-2010
Ohhh you guys!! I wish i knew who did it exactly! Damn that would be great, but theres no way to know!
Oh trust me theyll get alot more of my revvs while staying under the 5mph mark now. HA
I think im just gonna keep the note under my windshieldwiper for them to see.
Im definetly the loudest car around, but i mean across the street the people just got rid of there 240sx drift car, and that car would get the shit revved out of it all night and day, and they have weekly/biweekly crotch rocket meetings where theres like 15loud ass street bikes coming and going. The dude up the street from me has a loud ass 3000GT.
Ha people man
RE: Fail thread - Captain America - 10-17-2010
I would say. "Sir you can go eat Shit and die. Ps. Put your name on the note you fuckin pansy ass" then go do a burnout on his front lawn!
RE: Fail thread - garage - 10-17-2010
I have this feeling its a chic that wrote it...
RE: Fail thread - Captain America - 10-17-2010
Wouldn't it be cool if guys like us could all live in the same neighborhood so that we could talk and do cool Shit whenever we wanted? Why does there have to be so many tree hugging bastards that call the police or leave stupid notes because they are pussies? No one is allowed to have fun anymore and it makes me very angry.
RE: Fail thread - garage - 10-17-2010
Welcome to the anger club, nice to have you.
RE: Fail thread - Captain America - 10-17-2010
Oh I have been in the club for quite some time and I don't even have it that bad.
RE: Fail thread - Silberpfeil - 10-17-2010
(10-17-2010, 01:52 PM)garage I wake up this morning to a note underneath the windshield that reads: "Dear Asshole, please slow the fuck down. Love, The Neighborhood. P.S. fix your fucking muffler. Have a nice day
that's when you get the whole Harley crowd to go through the neighborhood slow at 4 in the morning preferably at least 2-3 nights in a row.
or....
that's when you get your friend with the blown racecar and open headers to do the same thing.
or......
that's when you make up a large batch of firecr*ckers and....
----(whoops) can't do that one anymore
RE: Fail thread - willbhere4u - 10-17-2010
I agree leave the note on the windshield like you never found it and keep driving around with it on there just to piss them off! lol nothing beater than plausibly deniability!!!
RE: Fail thread - ForcedInduction - 10-17-2010
You need one of these. The car in this video was 1/2 mile away and it was still loud as hell.
RE: Fail thread - garage - 10-17-2010
Oh wow thats loud as all hell!!
Imagine being the driver?!
So im really kinda bugged about this, at first it didnt bother me so much, but now as i leave my house and am driving away every person i look at is suspect.
RE: Fail thread - Rudolf_Diesel - 10-17-2010
I wouldn't worry about the noise, it's not like they can call the cops...the cops are busy at the Union Hall banging strippers!
RE: Fail thread - JB3 - 10-18-2010
(10-17-2010, 10:10 PM)garage Oh wow thats loud as all hell!!
Imagine being the driver?!
So im really kinda bugged about this, at first it didnt bother me so much, but now as i leave my house and am driving away every person i look at is suspect.
Its amazing, you never can tell who it might be. In a house I was living in, one of the roommates would constantly park his car partially on the front lawn so people could back out the driveway without him moving it. One day there was a really nasty note full of foul language. It was actually pretty shocking, cause we were friends with all the neighbors except one.
It was like "Get your F-ing car off your F-ing lawn your Mother F-er, ect, ect. Went on for a couple sentences like that. EVERYBODY thought it was the one A-hole neighbor, we had some previous history with the guy. His chimney actually fell on one of my roommates cars earlier, and his response before lawyers got involved was "too bad, shit happens"
Anyway, I digress, turns out the note was from the non confrontational neighbor on the other side, they guy who my roommate spoke to every single morning cordially and none of us ever had problems with, he even came to barbeques at our place. He would even brew and share his expensive coffee with us! He wrote this note correctly assuming that we would blame the A-hole neighbor.
RE: Fail thread - garage - 10-18-2010
Well im not particulary worried about it..although im sure its much louder than whatever the legal decibel is.
I just want to take revenge is all...i mean what a fuckin puss..
RE: Fail thread - Captain America - 10-18-2010
Burnout on his lawn....
RE: Fail thread - willbhere4u - 10-18-2010
The best revenge is them not getting any satisfaction like you never got the note in the first place!
RE: Fail thread - garage - 10-18-2010
I DONT KNOW WHO IT IS CAPT!!!
RE: Fail thread - willbhere4u - 10-18-2010
Time for a larger exhaust tip! lol my neighbor put two 5" tips on his 1956 ford with a 312 OMG is it loud but it sounds frigging sweet!
RE: Fail thread - 300D50 - 10-18-2010
Wait, so adding a 5" tip that's 2" deep makes it louder? weird...
I'd get a sticker saying "I've got a lead foot and 60hp, you do the math", and another saying something like "It's a Diesel, if it's quiet It's broken."
Just my 2 cents
RE: Fail thread - ForcedInduction - 10-18-2010
Hood stack.
RE: Fail thread - 300D50 - 10-18-2010
Preferably with flamethrower option!
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RE: Fail thread - winmutt - 10-18-2010
The man hating lesbian next door called the zoning cops out for a shed in my front yard. I do not have a shed in my front yard, I have an extension of the fence to prevent passerbys from looking at my trash cans. Zoning cop said he could see no such shed and would report it as such.
As they are now trying to sell their house I am conflicted as to what I should do.
A. But on my wife beater and drink shine on the front porch whilst cleaning my gun when they have their open houses.
B. Paint said extension dayglo orange.
C. Nothing and hope the house sells faster.
A, is really temping, B would be unsightly C. is probably the right course of action.
Of course it will probably be D which is to start doing all my car work at the house.
RE: Fail thread - 300D50 - 10-18-2010
E, pour skunk scent on the welcome mat on the day of the open house...
RE: Fail thread - ForcedInduction - 10-18-2010
F: Remove the "shed" and let them stare at the trashcans you've painted dayglo orange.
RE: Fail thread - Rudolf_Diesel - 10-18-2010
Hope thay sell the house and leave "lickity split"
I would mount this to their door in the middle of the night and have fun!
RE: Fail thread - willbhere4u - 10-18-2010
classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHGlk320Kfw&feature=grec_index
RE: Fail thread - ForcedInduction - 10-19-2010
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RE: Fail thread - Captain America - 10-19-2010
Do a donut on everyones grass
RE: Fail thread - garage - 10-19-2010
I just need like 3 or 4 loud ass diesels to come through in the middle of the night revving it up saying fuck you
RE: Fail thread - DeliveryValve - 10-19-2010
(10-18-2010, 11:04 PM)willbhere4u classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHGlk320Kfw&feature=grec_index
Amazing that guy didn't seem to have a scratch on him.
Here is an interesting one that came from your link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWNjNVDG_rk&NR=1&feature=fvwp
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RE: Fail thread - garage - 10-19-2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7ZBGDjaF_s
This video is FULL of priceless idiots captured on tape!
5:30 SOB hurt a perfectly good Benz
RE: Fail thread - JB3 - 10-19-2010
this is an annoying video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zxamcfOh0o
RE: Fail thread - garage - 10-19-2010
(10-19-2010, 08:14 PM)dropnosky this is an annoying video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zxamcfOh0o
"I think what weve proved here is that its not possibe to have fun with a diesel engine"
RE: Fail thread - willbhere4u - 10-20-2010
Some one needs to reply to that video with one of that drifting wagon! Jerky clarkson must die lol jk
RE: Fail thread - JB3 - 10-20-2010
Remote start super fail.
See this nissan? its been sitting there since friday or saturday of last week RUNNING with its lights on and the doors locked with no key in it. On the 18th someone left a note on it saying "you left your car running with the lights on for the last two and half days! When you come back, the battery will be dead and it will be out of fuel."
Last night when I left at about 11, it had just over an 8th of a tank of fuel left, and this morning it appeared to be struggling with 0 miles left on the tank from the dash readout. I expect it to finally die this morning or early afternoon.
Ontario plates, I bet you someone dropped it off, there's a hotel next door, and accidentally hit the remote start button, then left for Canada. Will be a surprise when they get back!
Shame, can't be that good for the car, theres a huge pool of condensation behind each exhaust pipe
RE: Fail thread - willbhere4u - 10-20-2010
LOL That's classic!
RE: Fail thread - DeliveryValve - 10-20-2010
(10-20-2010, 10:23 AM)willbhere4u LOL That's classic!
Not if somebody just drop the car off and left a dead body in the trunk.
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RE: Fail thread - JB3 - 10-20-2010
(10-20-2010, 01:13 PM)DeliveryValve(10-20-2010, 10:23 AM)willbhere4u LOL That's classic!
Not if somebody just drop the car off and left a dead body in the trunk.
I considered calling the non emergency police line to have it checked out, but there are a couple of older ladies who walk circuits of the parking lot who have taken interest in the car, they probably left the note and I would imagine made some calls. I saw them at lunch standing around the car talking. Ill ask them. Theres also a cop who pretty regularly uses this lot as a hiding place to catch speeders.
It would be ironic if there WAS a body or something and all week a cop car has been parked at night within 10 spaces of the car.
It died, ran out of fuel sometime this morning, now we get to watch the battery drain.
RE: Fail thread - willbhere4u - 10-20-2010
why would some one go through all the trouble to drop it off inconspicuously lock it up remove the key and then restart it?
RE: Fail thread - JB3 - 10-20-2010
(10-20-2010, 02:30 PM)willbhere4u why would some one go through all the trouble to drop it off inconspicuously lock it up remove the key and then restart it?
If it was warmer out, id say they could leave the A/C on to keep the smell down.
EDIT- Did some asking, the rumormill tell me that the owners of the car are Canadian friends or relatives of someone who works in the building, and that they flew out to go on a cruise for several weeks leaving their car here. Some calls have been made, but no one has a key to the car. I was also under the impression that a remote start shuts off after like 15 or 20 minutes if the key does not show up. This is a push button start car with one of those key tag deals, the key might be in the center console for it to have been running all this time. No one knows where the key is apparently. A spare key might have to be mailed from Canada. Basically, its a ridiculous situation.
RE: Fail thread - garage - 10-20-2010
HAHAHA OHH mann, that is some shitty luck ehh?!
RE: Fail thread - willbhere4u - 10-20-2010
I wonder if it would have shut off earlier if some one grabbed a door handle?
RE: Fail thread - 300D50 - 10-20-2010
Drop, you find the funniest things...
If I had cash I'd have filled the tank and kept it running just to see the look on their face!
RE: Fail thread - totaldisaster - 10-20-2010
Febi Website vs. Febi Packaging
RE: Fail thread - 300D50 - 10-20-2010
Damn, looks like we didn't save all of france durring WWII...
RE: Fail thread - DeliveryValve - 10-21-2010
(10-20-2010, 10:28 PM)totaldisaster Febi Website vs. Febi Packaging
This is now typical... Has been for a couple of years....
You would think they would change their website by now.
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RE: Fail thread - Captain America - 10-21-2010
Car fail.... but I really want one now...